January 25

National kiss a guy that goes to Greenwood high school and happens to be a redhead and happens to have insane drip and happens to be 5’ 11” if you round up 6’ and happens to play basketball.

Wow I don’t even know it was January 25. Looks like I have to kiss my redhead.

by Erob921 January 24, 2022

January 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day, bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there!

I love January 6th because I’m a lesbian who LOVES tits

by bertbart October 23, 2019

January 20

The day the baddest bitch in Lakeland Florida was born

It’s January 20th Daphne the bad bitch was born

by Yadcv November 8, 2019

January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

January 7

National send your partner a video of you fingering yourself day. Send your significant other a video of you fingering yourself.

"Wow, January 7th. You know what that means."
*shoves all 10 fingers into vagina*

by pooperguy16 January 6, 2022

January 9th

January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy

Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit

by Yeetarenomagical January 8, 2020

January 7

The day where you get to hug you ginger friend.

Hey *generic ginger name* *hugs them*
Why did you do that?
It’s January 7th!
Oh yeah! *hugs back*

by TurtleNugget911 December 16, 2019