January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

January 20

The day the baddest bitch in Lakeland Florida was born

It’s January 20th Daphne the bad bitch was born

by Yadcv November 8, 2019

January 13

The worst day to be yourself all negativity is put toward you and people dislike you for no reason.

January 13 WOW this day again

by January 13 January 13, 2020

January 7

The day where you get to hug you ginger friend.

Hey *generic ginger name* *hugs them*
Why did you do that?
It’s January 7th!
Oh yeah! *hugs back*

by TurtleNugget911 December 16, 2019

January 7

National send your partner a video of you fingering yourself day. Send your significant other a video of you fingering yourself.

"Wow, January 7th. You know what that means."
*shoves all 10 fingers into vagina*

by pooperguy16 January 6, 2022

January 9th

January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy

Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit

by Yeetarenomagical January 8, 2020

January 9

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!

“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.

by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020