The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007

Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!

it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!

by SammmyS July 27, 2017

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022

Iron Dome

An Israeli superhero; his greatest weakness/kryptonite is the icj and international law

Iron Dome: "Aha! If it isn't my arch nemesis... Seven Year Old Palestinian Child!"

by florencepoo January 29, 2024

gotz of the iron hand

Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0

So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?

by GutsyYoyoMaster June 6, 2019

Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.

Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.

Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019