Minecraft

A kid game that is at war with Roblox.

Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023

minecraft

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Minecraft Warden

A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

minecraft

The code name used for marijuana when you are around your parents, or grandparents, when you want to be discrete.

Ay mon you wanna play minecraft?

Yeah broham let's get minecrafted!

by arnold cranberry September 24, 2020

Minecraft

Better than Fortnite. If you hear a girl talking about Minecraft, you better keep her

I’m so annoyed at the people who used to make fun of me for playing Minecraft but now that it’s popular, they are playing it.

by Anything By Alex November 24, 2019

Minecraft

You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.

Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.

Idiot: Terraria is 2D Minecraft
Me: No Minecraft is 3D Terraria

by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023