A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
Get the country bayou musicfestmug. All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the The church can save this countrymug. by Cross country boi August 31, 2019
Get the Cross Country skiingmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Is Cthulhu In The Country Of Japanmug. Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.
Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
by GoodGolly December 18, 2012
Get the Country-humpkinmug. While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. Another definition for Austria. Can be heared in the US. Makes it easier for most people to recognize and differentiate it from Down Under
A:So you are from...Austria?
B: Yeah you know the country that invented the Glock
A: OMG you Guys are from Glock country?! I gotta introduce you to ny Wife!
B: Yeah you know the country that invented the Glock
A: OMG you Guys are from Glock country?! I gotta introduce you to ny Wife!
by K4mpfie February 8, 2018
Get the Glock Countrymug.