A sex act so depraved that it couldn't be described by Stephen Colbert on TV. It involves moose antlers ****** with maple syrup on the ***** and *********** in the Stanley Cup.
by colbertnation! February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.
Ex2:
- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist
Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.
(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.
Ex2:
- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist
Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.
(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022
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A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
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Get the History mug.The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.We remember the good old days of Worldwide when it was at his prime... during the time of Zabrang, Kenny, SAS, Lexy, Enoch, Sammy, Alisha, Joan, Pascal, Oma, Erna... Whatever happened to days hun.. the times of Sammy and Kenny fights, Lexy and Zabrang love, Lexy cringeness, Kenny and SAS Vawulence, SAS Rizz, Enoch and Pascal shyness, Oma's Love andddd Erna.... that time Pascal had low Rizz and kinda unknown to him Erna had a crush on him. We all loves those dayss but i think we all agree the person we miss this most was Kenny, yeah.... Kenny was a true Vibe and a "sexy girl". Now to answer this question what really happened to those days, well we have a lot of answers to that...
1. Existence of U.O.F
2. Sammy's Foolishness
3. Ineffectiveness of the Admins
4. Kenny.......
5. SCHOOL NA BAST
yeahh..... there's enough blame to go around. we all miss those days. am sure almost of the current worldwide would be so confused rii now but only GODS would understand. we all want those moments back.
1. Existence of U.O.F
2. Sammy's Foolishness
3. Ineffectiveness of the Admins
4. Kenny.......
5. SCHOOL NA BAST
yeahh..... there's enough blame to go around. we all miss those days. am sure almost of the current worldwide would be so confused rii now but only GODS would understand. we all want those moments back.
by Ebuksam March 11, 2023
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by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010
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