guy 9

never seen in human history

guy 1 : ever heard of guy 9
guy 2 : every one know hes a myth
guy 3: dont be so paranoid man
guy 4:man it be weird if guy 9 is real right guy five
guy 5:ye
guy 6 : guy 7 wanna cookie
guy 7 : maybe i can have your cookie ;)
guy 8 : no wonder guy 9 is never known guy 7 ate him

by reddit is basically pornhub January 12, 2021

Hate that guy

Its when you hate that guy

Me: hate that guy

by Richarddddddd420 December 22, 2019

beach guy

1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden

2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.

3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him

1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"

2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"

3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"

by Cutebumblebee November 20, 2007

december guy

A man with all of the best traits, because he was born on the best month.

Oh he is definitely a December guy.

by Jimbutthole November 14, 2017

non-guy

To be a wuss, sissy, or simply unmanly in any way.

Kent you are such a non-guy..Honeslty..Be A Guy

by chris April 21, 2005

spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

the guys code

A unwritten code that is a set of rules that guys should follow or is common sense for guys. One rule for example would be bros before hoes. It is also known as the dudes code and as the mens code.

rhys u are breaking the guys code

by a random guy you dont know April 17, 2011