Goon

Person who handles their business. Also likes to masterbait ALOT

Sergeant Jackson is a goon! He handles his business at work and in the bedroom

by Potato nutsack November 7, 2025

The month of gooning

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th

"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"

by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023

Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face

"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.

Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.

by Moon gooner November 19, 2023

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Flicker Gooning

Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.

Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.

Yo bro I can goon for 3 hours straight!
That's nothing... try flicker gooning then talk to me.

by krayo June 11, 2024

Ultrakill goon

It is when you kill yo penis

Heh i just ultrakill goon

by ANTMAN122333 August 8, 2025