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Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."
by Bromime February 13, 2024
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flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.
Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024
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Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish
“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024
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Gooning

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!
by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024
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Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
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Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
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Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
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