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J TIZZY goat

A blonde man (Jack Frost) look alike who unfortunately suffers from stage 3 autism. He struggles to read, and dress himself and his hair is quite atrocious. When hes not rubbing chocolate on his belly button, giving out Croall Salads, or in a bathroom (ED) he likes to swim in the water as he sometimes thinks hes a fish for some weird reason. In conclusion J TIZZY goat is the definition of autism.
Dont act like J TIZZY goat

Stop rubbing chocolate on your belly button J TIZZY goat

When I asked someone what J TIZZZY goat was I was thrown from a 8 story building
by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023
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built different/goats

they are just built different/goats they can’t be stopped they from the matrix
by anonymous September 13, 2020
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Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.
Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!
by Podlag July 27, 2016
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Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.
They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!
by Skinkronson June 12, 2014
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Full Cheetah Goat

The art of going full out, all in, just sending it. Go all ham.

To give everything you got and then more. To live the Full Cheetah Goat lifestyle.
Person 1: "Man, are we gunna do this?"

Person 2: "Absolutely."

Person 1: "Full Cheetah Goat?"

Person 2: "Full Cheetah Goat!"
by FCGLS August 15, 2017
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As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.
Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!
by Wingwah March 28, 2019
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marty the metal goat

A "Marty the metal goat" cannot be defined, as a "metal goat" is a symbol of the brother/sisterhood of a band organization.
Beware of offending the marching band, for Marty the metal goat will haunt your dreams and life.
by Saxy boi 3 February 14, 2017
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