Real Deano Hours

When one is rather upset and/or depressed.
"Hey Tom, why is Rudi so upset?"
"It's real deano hours out here"
by kekxd September 09, 2018
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Real Fake Newz

(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.
by Jacques Gee February 23, 2017
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Real Person Fiction

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.
Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.
by Anti_You January 03, 2017
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Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).
Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."
by 17 inch dildo January 23, 2016
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Fuhr Real

When someone says something so unbelievably obvious your only response to them can be a sarcastic, "FUHR REAL!"
"Bryan: Dude if there is one thing I know it's that michelle is michelle."

"Eric: FUHR REAL!"
by bpes February 03, 2009
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Real gamer

Someone who thinks they are a gamer, but ironically has barely if any sense of what a good game is.
"Man I love No Man Sky" said the real gamer.
by SnedgerIsAHoe April 17, 2019
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