Footsle

Footsle is a way to show affection for your loved ones. It’s another form of sex but can not get someone pregnant. It works well for people who have a foot fetish.

Sembiyan: I want to have footsle with you!
Bob: Me too!
*Sembiyan shoves his foot in and out of bobs

mouth*
*Bob is having the time of his life because he has a foot fetish and having a foot inside his mouth is pleasurable for both Bob and Sembiyan*

by FootsleFan July 23, 2019

Fool's Paradise

When you think your dick is the biggest your partner has ever seen.

John thinks his dick is the biggest one his girlfriend ever saw, John is living in a Fool's paradise

by TheUsualSuspects January 31, 2020

Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls

Wanna see my foot fungus?

by the stolen one May 2, 2020

Football this week

A show where a youtuber with a dusty trim says what happened in the world of football in a week and bullies arsenal

Person 1: did you see watch football this week
Person 2: yeah big man niran actually got a trim

by bobjeffbobbyjeffy August 18, 2021

Foot Locker Moment

A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.

Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment

by clevergirl69 January 6, 2022

Foot Garage

Danes beautiful foot garage

dane has a beautiful foot garage, where he is a prosthetic foot mechanic.

by footmechanic October 21, 2022

Football Terrorism

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend

Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday

by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022