start a fire

To masturbate in such a way that were your bottom half cropped out and your top half GIF'd, it would look vaguely like you were trying to start a fire. And vaguely like you were masturbating. That's the thing about vagueness. Nobody really knows what's happening. On that island. With that ball. And that man. And that beard. And I miss Helen Hunt. Remember Mad About You? I think she was in that.

Charlie: Is Jack jerking off over there?
Desmond: No, he' s trying to start a fire!
Charlie: But he might be masturbating?
Desmond: Yes.

by Betty Mustafa October 4, 2016

they didn't set the world on fire

A phrase used to describe the averageness of a group of people's actions or behaviours.

Also meaning, nothing special, just average, not 'hot' or on fire.

'They' can be replaced by another pronoun if used to describe a singular person/place/event:
e.g. he/she/it didn't set the world on fire

John: Did you like the concert? Were the Rolling Pebbles any good?
Tim: Oh well look, they didn't set the world on fire but they were alright.

by Briollette August 31, 2006

Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

fire breathing dragon

A fire breathing dragon is if when receiving oral sex, at the point of orgasm, the man grabs the back of the person's head and jams it down causing the person to choke, and hopefully, the semen will make it's way up the nasal passage and out of the person's nose. This is a fire breathing dragon.

I accidentally gave my significant other a fire breathing dragon when she started gagging on my load, and it came out of her nose! It was hot.

by Vs Robot June 22, 2006

on fire

doing very well

While you people bicker over details, other countries are on fire in the education department.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2011

Fire cracker

Something to throw at people

Tom threw a fire cracker at me yesterday!

by SAVAGE 1624 January 30, 2017

Ass Fire

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

by thomasg1 April 28, 2009