female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.

The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.

by Sad worms August 2, 2021

Females

Ignoring them makes them briefly more like humans of the same race males are instead of like all powerful goddesses that have but to lift their finger to summon and control creatures with tentacles that don't miss destroying a single life or village that they usually get to enjoy being seen as by most people (which sounds a lot like the bible's description of a god designed to scare everybody).

If somebody said females were human too, it would be hard to find evidence of it. They've always been treated as the better half of humanity.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Rickie (female)

BUSY

This chick will leave your head spinning. She’s funny and dancing and there isn’t music playing. Her dogs most likely are defiling giraffes if you leave them alone. The energy is unmatched. The ambition is unmatched. The dopest chick you never knew. You’re welcome. Unicorns, glitter & crystals. Very busy. Did I mention Vodka? All the vodka. She’ll talk the talk. And she’ll never stop talking. If you were a smart man you’d have a good look at er.
Would ya
Could ya

Prove ya

Awkward!

I’m finna go all Rickie (female) on em

by Rickie (female) September 17, 2022

Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN)

A female narcissist who looks for ways to continuously oppress herself. She also has a propensity for engaging in risky behaviors, then bitching about the consequences of said behaviors. Typically your average no brained female hot take from a pick me girl

Guy 1: God, that Becca is such a: Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN). She put herself at risk by getting drunk at a party and got taken advantage of by a drunk guy, then ranted about how it's all men's fault and how she's oppressed everywhere she goes.

Guy 2: You're right, she's such a POFN.

by Commando_257 February 3, 2024

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Pretty explanatory. Women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how attractive they are. 1 being the female version of shrek and 10 being a girl hot enough to give you a boner big enough to put a whole in your jeans.

Dude I saw this girl she was so hot

Wait really like how hot
on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale she was a 12

by MichaelHicks September 14, 2016

Female DiRocco

An impossible woman to please, gold digger, materialistic and a fake person.

My girlfriend is a female DiRocco.
you are screwed. They will mind play you and then take you to the cleaners.

by Steveoo21 February 7, 2021

Gio (female)

Gio è la tipica ragazza italiana che a volte può sembrarti stranaaa. Segue Harry Styles e già questo le dà 10 punti in più. Ascolta anche Achille Lauro, altri 5 punti. Ha più complessi che neuroni e questo la rende la ragazza più insicura del pianeta. Se non sai consolarla stai zitto e ascolta. La sua vita è più incasinata dei film, quindi devi saperla consolare, perchè lei lo farebbe con te. Sa dare ottimi consigli su come mandare a fanculo tutti. Ascoltali. Dice sempre daje come soluzione al suicidio. Ha fondato un club antiputtane che si chiama daje, letteralmente. Se non rispondi alle chiamate potrebbe insultarti e rinfacciarti il fatto di essere nata, quindi rispondi e ascoltala. A differenza di altre persone di cui non faremo nomi, si definisce un'amica e lo dimostra davvero. Devi starle vicino e non devi prendere questa cosa come un dovere, ma come un piacere. Puoi parlarle di letteralmente tutto, anche delle lunghezze delle provette. Non abbatterti se è troppo figa e ti fa sentire una merda. Non ci puoi fare nulla, è bella. Ti amo, non ammazzarti che mi servi. :)) <3

Gio (female) è la classica ragazza fattona.

by sof.figa November 21, 2021