Boulder Fat

Boulder Fat

Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.

Missy, who is training for a her first 10K, isn't as waif-like as the other runners who live in Boulder, one of the fittest cities in the nation. Despite being in shape and at a normal weight, everyone in the group knows she's Boulder fat.

by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013

Fat Empowering

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.

Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*

by subscribe to OMGitsBirdman February 26, 2019

Fat flatty

That girl who despite being fat is also flat E40 Flat fatty

See E40 over there? Fat flatty is shaken that ass.

by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016

Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

Rascal Fat

Reserved for those who used the motorized scooters solely because they're too fat to walk anywhere.

Boy: Can you believe that chick over there in the scooter?
Girl: She doesn't look sick. Just fat.
Boy: Yeah, she's rascal fat.

by No_Pseudonym June 14, 2013

The fat lady

The Games is over

Kate Smith (the fat lady) singing at the end of the Flyers game.

by kioran December 18, 2012

monounsaturated fat

A type of fat that literally no one knows how to read or spell.
They also probably have never heard of it before.

Person: Oh look I am eating monounsaturated fat! It says right here on the nutrition facts!
Other Person: That’s great, I don’t think anyone really cares.

by kpopFan19 August 8, 2018