arse face

Some whose face resembles a someone's backside; a horrible looking person.

God bless that man; with a face like an arse and an arse like a face, he's a bonafide arse face.

by Sean Scrivener January 29, 2005

truck face

A guy or girl who looks as if they have been hit by a truck. So god-foresakingly ugly that it's blinding and it hurts to look at them.

A friend of mine told me that she thinks that Foot looks as if she was hit by a truck! lmfao! What a TRUCK FACE!

by Miss Kay October 3, 2006

blown face

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.

Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*

by BlownFace October 3, 2007

smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.

Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before

by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005

fix your face

a term used to essentially say "go fuck yourself" to a potential adversary.

Idiot or moron: acting aggressive, looking to fight, or being otherwise bothsome

Certified G: bitch, fix your face. COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKA

by gangster8 January 6, 2011

pick up your face

The act of getting yourself back together after being put down in a harsh way.

"Man, you better pick up your face after that one!"

(after the put-down occurs) "Hey your face called, you need to pick it up.

by Brett Walden January 2, 2008

chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006