El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

El Trapo

When a female sexual partner of the past says the baby is yours, when it isn't.
Could also be when a female sexual partner says that she's on birth control and isn't. She may also do things like leg locking, forcing you to not pull out.
Term is used in context with "crazy bitches". Get away immediately if you suspect "el trapo".

Man #1: "yo dude I can't believe the kids mine. I swear it happened only 8 months ago."
Man #2: "sounds like el trapo to me man, get that shit tested."

by Grazes September 25, 2014

el prego

a beautiful pregnant princess

dont tell anyone but word on the street is that girl is el prego

by mistake man April 17, 2009

Faris El Mowhore

The meaning of an old rapist who loves to hang around with kids and becomes their bitch.

P1(Yo old man, what are you doing here)
P2(Im being your bitch)
p1(Oh no, you are Faris El Mowhore)

by La7ast A6yaz October 07, 2020

El Session Endo

Ending Of a Session By Deliberate Destruction

Person: N'Omg Wonder What This Does
* COMPUTER DIES*
Other: Uh Oh, El Session Endo

by El Fede July 11, 2008

isa and el’s friendship

the best friendship on stan twitter, and everyone wants to be them. they’re both really pretty and everyone has a crush on them. they are bestie goals. their @ s are @/kiwidefenceiess & @/g0ldeniou

Omg! Isa and El’s friendship is amazing and they’re both really pretty!

I know right. I want to be them tbh.

by definitelynotel October 28, 2020

diva el hage

diva el hage is a rare and special female name. diva el hage girls are most likely to be very sexy and wise. they are usually into older men and know how to get a guy in under a minute. they hide their weaknesses using their flirty side and only open up to people they trust. they always make sure their closest friends are doing okay and love making them laugh with some dirty jokes... yes, diva el hage girls are very dirty minded, but that makes them even more interesting knowing how polite they are. they go through a lot but still wake up with a smile on their face. also, they're most likely to have an allergy on strawberries. in conclusion, diva el hage girls are one of the most precious friends anyone could ever have, and they are worth keeping forever.

person: oh look, it's diva el hage
person 2: anh, she looks so hot today!

by i love daglua February 14, 2021