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mates before dates

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
by Tankman R. January 8, 2008
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dateless

Someone who hasn't gotten hooked up romantically, sexually, or with a date, in any way, shape, or form, in a long time or not at all; especially someone who has a difficult time getting hooked up, either with anyone at all, or with someone that he or she is genuinely interested in being hooked up with.

There are several signs of datelessness, which are as follows:

1. Few, if any, are interested in going out with the person in question.
2. The person in question only wants to go out with people who are out of his or her league.
3. The person in question is so obsessed with going out with those who have no interest in him or her that he or she has neglected the rest of the dating pool.
4. The person in question doesn't have the guts to ask anyone out.
5. The person in question can't get over one or more bad endings to relationships for an extended period of time.
6. The person in question has severe difficulty in getting over one or more bad rejections.
7. For an extended period, the person in question thinks that getting hooked up is not worth it with anyone at all, at least at this point in time, or with anyone that the person can find at this point in time.

Finally, please note that at least some people can get along fine with being dateless, at least sometimes, especially when it primarily involves sign #7, but when datelessness leads to desperation, or the "blues", for an extended period of time, it can become an issue.
Daniel is not a pervert, closet or otherwise, he's just been dateless for too long.
by Individual Daniel January 5, 2009
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datelush

A serial dater with a strong dislike of the opposite sex and an inflated sense of self worth.
How's your girlfriend?
I dumped that datelush long ago. I couldn't stand her constant bragging and unfounded insults.
by Monty B May 6, 2008
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roblox online daters

Roblox online daters are kids (usually a boy and girl) who literally just met, and the very next second they've already bought a suit and red dress, and are on a date.
Roblox online daters -

How they meet: (now remember the roles can be switched too.)

*Boy just stands there

*Girl goes up to him

Girl: Hi

Boy: Uh, hi?

Girl: ur hot, lets hang out soon

*Boy immediately falls in love

Boy: Will u be my girl?

Girl: OMG OMG YES!!!!

Boy: Comon baby lets go to the dance tonight 😉
by AtonoumicVibes April 18, 2019
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dateability

The degree of "the quality of being dateable" that one possesses.

How attractive that person is to their desired sex.

i.e. How likely a third party would want to date that person.
<Matthew> Sure she's hot, but her high dateability is questionable when you start to know of her outlandish obsessions.

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<CharlesLivingston> Listing "computing" as your main interests on Facebook negatively affects your dateability!
by Matthew1471 March 16, 2008
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Sneak Dated

When two people are dating, but it is not acknowledged as real dating, instead they go on dates, but say they are just friends.

There are two main scenarios to this phenomenon. One: The first dater is only interested in the other person as a friend. Thus to them, they are only hanging out with a friend. The other 'dater' is actually interested in the other person, but knows that the person is only interested in them as a friend...at least at that moment. So while they are really on a date, it is officially called ' hanging out with a friend'.

Two: Both people are interested in each other, but don't know how the other one feels. So they go on dates, but call it just 'hanging out with a friend'.
Friend #1 : What are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: John and I are going to grab some dinner and go see a movie.

Friend #1: Are you all dating now?? You know that he likes you.

Friend #2: John and I?!? Oh no! We're just friends! We're just hanging out, its completely innocent.'

Friend #1: Uh-huh. You're soo being sneak dated!
by Sneakerss June 3, 2007
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Datemarks

Significant dates on the calendar around which you schedule important activities, such as vacations, ATS and cool surprises for your secretary.
Datemarks for January 2006:
- Mon, Jan 2nd is New Year's Day (observed)
- Mon, Jan 9th is the First Day of Instruction for UH
- Mon, Jan 16th is Martin Luther King, Jr. (holi-)Day
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