Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

Bro dads

It's where two guys who are best friends adopt a child and raise it together without any women. Except for nanny's (as many as you'd like)

Kid: "my bro dads are so cool, they don't make me clean or do any chores"

by Katie’s brother October 6, 2019

berrywtf dad

Hyper is berrywtf dad. Hyper is a very sexy man.

Hyper gave birth to berry by nailing his mother this meaning he is berrywtf dad.

by InsertHyper May 27, 2021

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla May 5, 2011