Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.

1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.

by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023

Party cracker

similar to a party crasher, this kind of foul play can ruin the mood just as much as any party foul. A party cracker ia an out of control white boy. We all know them. Don't let them get out of control, because when they do what's your is theirs and what's their is theirs. Totally oblivious, they will consume all you have, while keeping their collection out of harms way.

(Ex: I'm tired of hanging out with party crackers like Joey. He came to the party last night. Joey had a 12 pack in his car but thought it'd be better to leave it, as he knew Sal had plenty of brew he could easily mooch)

by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011

Sodium Cracker

A word used in similar use to nigga, but for white people.

White dude: what's up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: wut up my sodium cracker
White dude: DA FUCK MAN YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT UR NOT WHITE!

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019

mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

Sodium Cracker

The white version of nigga that you cant say unless yours albino.

Albino: what is up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: ayyy sodium cracke-
Albino: YOU CANT SAY THAT THATS RACIST

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019

Ass Cracker

When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.

Brooooo!! My girl did the ass cracker on my last night. It was hot asf

by Deenthepeen October 3, 2017

cracker boy

A nerdy dude who doesn’t have friends his own age and can’t talk to girls and who still hasn’t had his first kiss at age 18

“Lol Michael is totally a cracker boy”

by I_dont_fuckin_know June 30, 2021