Showzit ya cow!

Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off

Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'

My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!

by Will Young July 2, 2004

oh my cow

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.

Oh my cow! You're kidding me! No Way!

by Meghan Scarborough April 19, 2008

Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.

Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!

by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008

Dancing polish cow

Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam Gdzie jest biały węgorz

dancing polish cow is the best meme.

by BigSmoke40 November 19, 2020

Mad Cow Disease

Mad Cow Disease is when fat people run around trying to eat you.

HOLY SHIT that bitch got Mad Cow Disease.

by Nire November 20, 2003

mur mur cow

A mur mur cow is the most amazing animal in the world. It's like a cow, only its ten million times better. They do this really cool walk & many people try to imitate the "murrrr." It usually consists or squatting leg movements with duck movements of the hands.

yo, you're mur mur cow is hilarious, lets do the murr dance

by murrrrrrcow March 27, 2008

cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

by areaman26 January 18, 2009