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oh my cow

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.
by Meghan Scarborough April 19, 2008
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Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.
Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!
by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008
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Dancing polish cow

Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam Gdzie jest biały węgorz
by BigSmoke40 November 19, 2020
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Mad Cow Disease

Mad Cow Disease is when fat people run around trying to eat you.
by Nire November 20, 2003
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mur mur cow

A mur mur cow is the most amazing animal in the world. It's like a cow, only its ten million times better. They do this really cool walk & many people try to imitate the "murrrr." It usually consists or squatting leg movements with duck movements of the hands.
yo, you're mur mur cow is hilarious, lets do the murr dance
by murrrrrrcow March 27, 2008
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cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).
I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?
by areaman26 January 18, 2009
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Muddy Cow Pie

A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.
“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!
by MCP Squared December 3, 2019
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