Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!

it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!

by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013

cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.

"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"

by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003

cock gravity

Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.

Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."

by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007

Cockabler

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

by Matty VB January 23, 2009

cock-a-maimy

used to describe anything which has qualities of stupidity, childishness, and general foolhardyness.

I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.

by intro.infinity March 27, 2009

cock neglector

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.

Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector

by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009