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St. Michaels College School

The act of being the greatest high school in the Greater Toronto Area.
Being known to destroy the competition such as Upper Canada College and Del La Salle.
St. Michaels College School Student: Hey were gonna bring down the St. mikes hammer on your ass.

UCC Student: I know... I wish I wasn't such a preppy bastard
by Mikeemon January 9, 2009
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College

1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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Lovett College

The only college at Rice University that knows how to throw a party.
Lovett College's Pirate Booty has been the best party this year.
by EOL RRF September 24, 2004
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college

by ka'lidge June 27, 2003
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College candy

Attractive, hot & cute young guys and girls always present when visiting or driving by a College or University. Similiar to "Eye Candy".
My eyes were treated to College candy as I drove past the shirtless, muscled UW-football team out for a run.
by workout608 October 31, 2007
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college apartment

A more expensive, but worth the money alternative to a college dorm room. You usually get more decent roommates, you actually have separate bedrooms, but you still have to suffer with eating frat food such as ramen noodles and share each other messy bathrooms. But at least you have more privacy so you can study or do your thing. The dorm has very little privacy. Usually found around community/technical college and smaller 4 year colleges.
Fuck the dorm, I am splurging and renting an college apartment
by Kyle 230 August 2, 2009
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post-college dump

Similar to the turkey dump phenomenon among high school students, the post-college dump is both similar and different to its younger equivalent. It is, sadly, a relatively common occurence, but for some reason it is not widely discussed.

Its origins usually begin around the last year of college, when couples who are in steady relationships realize that their lives are heading in different directions, i.e. their dream jobs are in different cities, both get accepted to different grad schools, or the older one graduates and the younger one still has a few years to go. The two lovers cannot bear to be parted from one another, so they agree to a long-distance relationship. It rarely works out, largely due to the same reasons as the turkey dump (new environment + new dating pool = wandering eye).

In some cases, one partner will make the ultimate sacrifice and drop out of their school or decline a job offer in the interest of being with their sweetie pie - which can lead to bitterness and resentment down the road.
Guy: I love you, college girlfriend. We’re going to be so happy after we graduate in Montreal, where I’ve gotten a dream job.
Girl: Oh…I wanted to go to grad school in Florida. Let’s have a long distance relationship.
Guy: Good idea.
(They do. Cut to a few months later)
Guy: Yeesh, I’m sick of having phone dates with my girlfriend while everyone else is going out for drinks. Plus, I want to talk to that hot co-worker of mine. I’m dumping my college girlfriend.
Girl: Damn post-college dump...
by awesomo1111 November 19, 2009
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