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20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017
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Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
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coffee

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.
Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.
by FuckMountEverest May 1, 2019
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Coffee

Coffee is a dark liquid that most adults drink. There is many different variations of coffee. A lot of people over the age of 20 will most likely drink "dark" coffee; in other words, more coffee beans, and less milk. Like I mentioned earlier, coffee can be mixed with other substances, such as milk, sugar, and other like such. Coffee beans are where coffee comes from. Expresso beans and others can be found on trees. Many people LOVE to drink coffee with alcohol like vodka, which is extremely stupid.
My mom: "Boy do I like some a mine fresh coffee!"
by User1002839 July 27, 2022
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coffee oasis

A super cool place in the kitsap county region where you can hang out and get free food and play video games and stuff like that, also get coffee if you want but you don’t have to
Leo:wanna go to coffee oasis today?
Sean:he’ll ya!
by Jesushasleftthechat December 18, 2023
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
by effingradical February 5, 2022
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