Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.

So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.

by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016

Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

baby clapping

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse but there is no sound, no moaning, no grunting no audio or visual confirmation that the female Is enjoying the act. all due to her not being satisfied because is lack of size and skill

homeboy made a 2 min long video of hikes elf fucking this girl... shorty ain't move or make a muthafukkin sound.. he said she was asleep... idk how you have sex while she sleeping and she don't wake up? fuck was he doing baby clapping?

by clap master September 25, 2016

church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

by Optipotamus November 16, 2016

Heavily Clapped

A person who lacks good looks, whether because of genetics or environment.

That girl I got off with at that party last night was heavily clapped.

by Pierre1488 April 22, 2017

cooter clapper

When you make that cooter clap

Cooter clapper 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

by Cooterclapper October 18, 2017

Sacky Clappy

The action of two males having sex with one female, one in the vagina and the other in the arse. While this happens, their balls hit each other repeatedly resulting in a Sacky Clappy.

My friend has not spoken to me since we did a Sacky Clappy with Stephanie.

by I'm a slug December 10, 2017