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Cummy Buttons

Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
by Pud Puddy June 30, 2017
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Burton

(verb) An attempt to turn an obviously BLS ambulance run into an ALS run by talking the patient into having life-threatening symptoms. This is done in order to avoid taking care of the patient and/or avoiding paperwork.
That last patient only had a sprained ankle. Why did you try to Burton me?
by papawM2 June 23, 2010
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Gone for a Burton

To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.

A traditional British phrase of obscure origin, possibly from the armed forces, Burton On Trent or the tailors Montague Burton
Stefan never got his bus, he's gone for a burton.
by Nick Headland April 3, 2007
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tim burton

An ok director who displays some turd-like characteristics. As can be seen in his craptacular remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Tim Burton has made a large selection of shitty movies along with a couple of good ones.
by Jack Milk January 20, 2006
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Stubby Buttons

One man with a largely protruding outtie. Another with a normal size innie. They live in Colorado. They meet in college. They fall in love. They exhibit their love by inserting the outie in the innie creating a connection that will last through all eternities... This story will never end...
Oh Stubby Buttons, you two are so cute together.
by B.O'B February 23, 2011
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Burton

a membrane found over the end of a mans penis, similar to a hymen on a woman and serving the same purpose
i heard he broke his burton docking...
by fyi... February 20, 2010
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a barry burton

A very intense poo (may result in stinging)
After a rather exessive meal at a classy restaurant the need for a poo has heightened. This results in a long serious poo in the restaurant rest room or a random toilet. The poo can take upto an hour leading to serious mental strength loss and the waste (poo) results in an image like the late great Barry Burton hence a Barry Burton.
by Sir Wet Barry December 15, 2007
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