Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Roast Beef

A really loose girls vagina. When he cunt folds over itself and it's all brown n crusty.

I saw this girl the other day and she was sooo hot!! She actually let me go down on her but when i found out she had roast beef i threw her out the window

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

beef butt

an ass that is moderate size and very soft and jiggly

My gurl Bryanda has a beef butt.

by Makaveli~R.I.P. May 11, 2006

watty beef

Glaswegian slang meaning "Want to have sex?".

It is sometimes spelled "Wanty beef" aswell.

Hey sexy!
Watty beef?

by Yer Maw? May 6, 2010

urban beefed

when the editors of urbandictionary.com refuse to accept your illustrious definition of a word.

Man, the guys at urbandictionary.com urban beefed me a couple days ago for not accepting my definition of sloppy sleepover.

by urban_beefed October 4, 2009

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015