Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Austin Osborn

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.

"Wowah that girl is pretty, who is she?"
"That's Austin Osborn"

by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018

Austin

A funny caring idiot Austin's loveable and he's someone u need in your life he can be rude at time but he's amazing he's cute and many more things

Austin is being so nice.

Yep he's a awsome person

by Courtney_love January 1, 2021

Austin

Austin, He’s sweet and kind so funny and be a meanie at times but it’s all just fun and games. He has his mullet with his brunette hair and a cowboy if you ever saw one. He’s the most nicest boy I know. It was the fall I fell for a boy named Austin and dang how much I love fall now.

Austin’s is mine now<33

by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024

Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018