Dawg, I've been living on 4 hours of sleep for literally my entire life. Except instead of getting up to burp the byproduct of me slamming some pussy 70 times in a row, I end up doing shit like, going to a school I hate or some soul crushing factory because society has entitled itself to 8 hours a day of my life for the rest of my life.
Hym "Oh. Hey. Guess what I'm about to do? Get 4 hours of sleep. Again. Because if I don't fall alseep before the sun comes up it's almost impossible to sleep until I'm too tired to keep my eyes open. And if DO fall alseep when I get home, I wake up at noon and have to be away for 10 hours before I work for 8 hours. But nah it's fine. You see the capitalism-guys telling the guy who outsourced all of his labor to people he has little-to-no contact with that he doesn't deserve credit or to be disproportionately paid for his role? Hilarious right? But don't worry. I bought you a wheelchair just in case you pat yourself on the back too hard and shatter your own spine."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
by 5MORK December 29, 2023
Guy 1: why is that dude hitting on every girl here?
Guy 2: probably his active hours
Guy 1: makes sense, would be wrong if he had a gf though
Guy 2: probably his active hours
Guy 1: makes sense, would be wrong if he had a gf though
by Swagman86 December 02, 2021
a period of time with which family, friends, and/or colleagues gather on a video call while imbibing.
a virtual gathering, over video conference call, where participants are partaking in alcoholic beverages.
Named after Zoom, a video communications company, that became the most popular conferencing service during the COVID19 pandemic.
a virtual gathering, over video conference call, where participants are partaking in alcoholic beverages.
Named after Zoom, a video communications company, that became the most popular conferencing service during the COVID19 pandemic.
Hey Danny, did you schedule the zoomy hour with the group yet?
5:05pm, that's a bold start for a zoomy hour.
Zoomy hour tonight will be 30 mins after work. Most of you will want to put on something other that ath-leisure.
5:05pm, that's a bold start for a zoomy hour.
Zoomy hour tonight will be 30 mins after work. Most of you will want to put on something other that ath-leisure.
by AllResNoAuth April 03, 2020
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by Feelinggoodlikeishould January 25, 2020