America's Time of Death

Noon on January 20, 2001.

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.

by Publius0987 August 6, 2025

America's Hitler

Donald J. Trump

JD Vance stated he goes“back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a–hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler.” It's time for America's Hitler, who only could 'win' by 1% because he went up against a word salad tossing clown Kamala Harris after the other guy was thrown out by his own party, to step down.

by Publius0987 August 7, 2025

America’s Guest

Someone who believes everything is owed to them and someone else should foot the bill. Spends all of their money and expects others to hand them more. No job. On the tax payers dime.

America’s Guest called me. She wants me to cash app her $10 until she gets her check.

by Kattiegurl August 10, 2025

Homocratic States of America

The future name of the small piece of land surrounding Washington DC once the United States formally falls, when we are no longer able to pay our debt due to the corrupt mismanagement of public funds for decades, and most of the land that currently constitutes the United States of America is sold off.

I bet they'll make YMCA the national anthem of the Homocratic States of America!

It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025

Gulf of America

A (bad) suggestion for the new name of Gulf of Mexico by the United State's 47th "president".

Person A: “Did you hear what "the president" wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to?”

Person B: “I dunno. - What?”

Person A: “Gulf of America.”

Person B: “That's fucking ridiculous. - No one's gonna call it that.”

by KattyTheEnby January 21, 2025

Gulf of America

The growing divide between Democrats and Republicans in the United States

Renaming the Gulf of Mexico is just one example of how the Gulf of America is getting deeper.

by BornBlitzed January 21, 2025

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025