Dirty Alastair

A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.

Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.

John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.

by SCKnocking September 12, 2021

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.

Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.

by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015

Fairbanks alaska

Fairbanks Alaska is a town full of tweakers, stoners, rapists, murderers, and felons. It is rated the #1 worst place to raise a child in the country and is in the top ten worst places for women to live in the United States. The winters are freezing cold and the summers are unbearably hot. The teenagers run around stealing alcohol from liquor stores and running into abandoned hotels to hit the bub. If you grew up here you probably have about 20 cousins. Fairbanks is overall a living hell or a living freeze. Everybody is depressed or bipolar. Or diagnosed with something. Overall a great place:)

“Have you been to fairbanks alaska??”
No I heard that towns utter trash and full of homeless drunks.
“Oh”

by LTheRunner August 14, 2019

Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

by homopopculture February 15, 2006

alaskan foghat

A sexual act where the male is recieving felatio in front of a window he ejaculates into her mouth and tells her to keep it in her mouth and do her from behind and then one of the males friends takes over male 1 goes outside in front of the window and starts having sex with a different female and then female#1 is so surprised that she spits out the semen and it somehow lands in her hair.

"Dr. Phil my wife is cheating on me with another man what do I do!?!?"
"Giv er' the ol' alaskan foghat"

by HypnoCat! November 18, 2006

alaska

Not a part of the USA because it isn't united, is it?

More like UUSA - Un-United States of America.

by Sluggenator August 28, 2003