Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

silly goose

fucking idiot dumbass motherfucker

I'm leaving this job because my boss is a silly goose.

by hurrrrrdurr September 20, 2023

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

Goose

Going off on sassy energy

Ok Goose! I see you!

by Stefstifler March 12, 2024