Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

drag the cat

When a male is too scared to ask a cute female whether she has a boyfriend or not and hopes that she will miraculously understand his motives through continuous empty conversations. This is usually reflective of an inability to grow facial hair, a lack of balls, and ultimately a signature of omega status for the male.

1. Bro, stop dragging the cat or else she'll think you're a pussy when she finds out from her friends.

2. Jack likes to drag the cat with Ashley because he prefers a fake friendship over loneliness.

by beemine May 23, 2014

chonky cat

chonky cat is my loved cat named harley, he is fatter than a hippo but he loves everyone and thinks he is a real baby, if you walk in the door (even is ur a stanger) he will run up to you and beg for snuggles.

i walked into my best friends house for the first time today, and chonky cat wanted cuddles.

by Chonkycat101 March 25, 2021

Ethereal Cat

An ethereal cat is a very beautiful cat.

I saw this ethereal cat on the street. It was very beautiful!

by qnort April 13, 2020

Cat Woman

Similar to “The Superman” The Cat Woman is the act of ejaculating on ones face while they’re sleeping and sticking a Hello Kitty pillow to their face so it’s stuck to their face like a sticker in the morning.

Me: My ol lady fell asleep early last night so she got a “Cat Woman”
Friend: bro really???

by Cat woman24333 December 7, 2019

Mangy Cat

Someone who is a rule breaker, likes to live life roughly and on the edge, and is very crafty.

She is such a mangy cat, I like her.

by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022

Washrag cat

A pet cat that is very docile and comfortable around humans. Such a cat will most often have no problem being picked up and carried, relaxing in whatever position, not unlike a limp washrag.

Blaze here is a regular old washrag cat.

by Suineder June 14, 2010