jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up

jess shave is cool

by youmumhaha777 March 03, 2022

Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.

Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15

by youmumhaha777 March 03, 2022

Party Jess

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.

Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.

by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016

Jesse innocent

Jesse is a nig..... niglected child he has a tash he is very nice.

You are a Jesse innocent

Jesse innocent meaning a child who is niglected

by Chazmataz pussydestroyer November 20, 2019

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws February 07, 2012

Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.

Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*

by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 31, 2018

jess white

beautiful, kind, caring, fit, sexy, fucking awesome

"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"

"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"

by r1l3y_p Insta January 30, 2021