Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
Get the happy girlfriendmug. The most beautiful girl in the world. Don't get mad at her because "she's just a girl in the worldd.".
by TheUnknown123451 February 14, 2025
Get the Cole's Girlfriend Haileymug. When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
Get the Girlfriend-zoningmug. by Loganw08 August 19, 2021
Get the Chat girlfriendmug. A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.
by Pudgy Monkey March 5, 2024
Get the Replacement Girlfriendmug. by shaniashutup June 24, 2024
Get the kelis girlfriendmug. Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
by J123345 March 4, 2025
Get the Jared’s girlfriendmug.