ZACHARY

A dumb shit who is good at making friends. He is a nice guy. He will be their when you need him. But he will steal yo bitch when you break up with her, but only after you gave concent for him to. He is OCD and very kind. Zachary is short for God in some alien language and king of all hoes and bitchs in Mars language.

A name given to very special people like ZACHARY

by Yoyo nig September 15, 2020

Zach

A fucking loser that pisses the bad

This kid is a Zach

by Your boi Grayson September 18, 2020

Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.

Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.

by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020

Zach

Suck’s Willy and is a loser
I have a crush on him

Hahaha

Zach is cute

by Suicidal-boy September 22, 2020

zachariel

is a mysterious type of name. He is dark, full of mischief and serious. He rarely speak but when he does he is full of wisdom. He knows what he wants and he never gets confuse. His name shouts purity and superiority.

Zachariel had fallen.
I like Zachariel even if he rarely speak.

by Zachariel September 23, 2020

Zach

Zach is an absolute cutie and one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet!! Zachs are very generous and adorable people plus they’re very cuddly and entertaining :)

Mannnnnn zach is so cuteeeee he’s amazinggg

by Izzy init October 24, 2020

Zach

Zach is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet without a doubt!! Anyone can instantly fall for him no matter how long it takes to get to know him, he’s adorable in every way and so easy to talk to that you could spend half a life time making conversation with him. He’s so courageous and usually absolutely awesome at football and has a really good taste in music. Find yourself a zach in your life, he’s everything anybody could want and has all the time in the world for you. He can instantly make you happy and smile make your days so much more bearable

I can’t believe how amazing zach is, I didn’t know anyone had the capacity to make me so happy

by Izzy init October 24, 2020