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Haduken Zombie 

The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies.
-they have acid sperm.
-they frequently rape Hitler zombies.
oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!

WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE!
oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie.


OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted*



person:dayumm them zombies!!

random other person: hey- they arent just zombies

*pumps shotun*

them is Haduken Zombies!!

person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS!

*dies*
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Zombie Mask 

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.
Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.
Zombie Mask by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.
I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"
crotch zombie by demyztikx March 5, 2008

Zombie Dick

The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."

Zombie Breakfast 

A fart that smells of eggs and rotting flesh that is thick enough to chew.
Clear out, I just laid me a Zombie Breakfast!
Zombie Breakfast by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010

zombie mask 

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
zombie mask by SuzaK April 18, 2006
To walk in a tired-like way. Walking during a hang over. Taking a walk after waking up.
He zombied over to the sink to brush his teeth.
zombied by Lindsey Little November 27, 2007