russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009

Dirty Willy Sanchez

A sexual act similar to the "Dirty Sanchez." While performing in the doggie style position, the man puts his index finger in the woman's anal cavity. He then removes his finger from her anus and rather than wipe it across her upper lip as in the dirty sanchez, he puts it in her ear (right or left depending on which hand he favors). The man then twists his finger as if he were performing a "wet willy" the common childhood prank.

Instead of giving her a shit mustache, he opted to give her the Dirty Willy Sanchez, putting his index finger in her ear.

by Will Nicholson November 24, 2006

Willy Bum Fool

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.

Excuse me young man, would you care to partake in a willy bum fool because my cats just died.

by aNDY bELOO November 11, 2008

Big meat willy

When you're packing big meat in the trousers.

See that girl over there? She wants to feel on my big meat willy.

by Man with big meat willy no.2 February 23, 2009

Um Chucka Willy

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"

He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two

When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

kissing Willie Nelson

Going down on a ginger minge

I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

T-Shirt Willy

When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.

*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*

"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"

by ljw December 8, 2005