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i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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people who write their name on urbandictionary

People who just want attention and nobody likes.
Person 1: I hate people who write their name on Urbandictionary
Person 2:Heavy sweating*
by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020
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I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".
by JMuny July 11, 2014
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straight kid who moans in class

this kid is secretly gay and enjoys saying "your mom" and "mmmm daddy harder"
straight kid who moans in class: "nghh daddy faster"
everyone else: 'that kid is gay'
by anonymous January 25, 2022
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who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion
bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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moronic dickhead who apologizes

often someone who gets drunk and trys to make somone feel better but being the drunk retard that they are they screw things up worse than they are
harrison was a moronic dickhead who needs to apologize on friday
by Diana Devoe October 26, 2004
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