The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022

Uncanny Valley

The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.

The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2023

Valley Central

A school that has a terrible foot ball team and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the food is terrible

I would never send my kids to valley central

by Mr. nips October 29, 2021

BASIS Independent Silicon Valley

A very very niche school where everybody loves STEM and treat it as something to goon with.

A: Do you know that gooner? He's from BASIS Independent Silicon Valley.
B: Well I goon to integrating factors too...
A: I thought you were into femboys!
B: Only if they made to USACO gold or above...
A: What about USAMO?

by asnacirtap October 24, 2025

blue valley northwest

school full of douche bags

kid 1: omg do you know the kid that goes to blue valley northwest?
kid 2: ik he’s such a douche bag

by it rnn no kk gbk August 25, 2021

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019