A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
Get the Van Notemug. The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019
Get the White Vannedmug. by Tuyet Van November 22, 2021
Get the Tuyet Vanmug. Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021
Get the Gordon Van Damagemug. A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang
Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken
by Allah the third March 25, 2025
Get the Andrew van aukenmug. Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.
by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023
Get the ruben stywes van der bergmug. person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.
by poopy cum December 27, 2021
Get the Vanmug.