Tim Klimas

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.

Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.

by Blamblam999999999 October 28, 2020

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

by Fishpatty Nelson August 18, 2024

tim bud

Someone who struggles with day to day activity. Easy, every day things become harder for them. Usually in situations of low social importance or context, a tim bud will fail at the most minor of tasks.

Rick: Hey Randy, can you preheat the oven to 425?
Randy: Should I use a big or little pan?
Rick: I said preheat the oven ya Tim bud.

by Sambschmidty September 30, 2015

Tim Cooney

A name Synonymous with Real Estate

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain

by Fresh Factory Prince Of Melb March 03, 2021

Tim Cooney

A name Synonymous with Real Estate

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain

by Fresh Factory Prince Of Melb March 03, 2021

Tim Fernando

A 35 year old pussy bitch

He’s Tim Fernando

by Woah woah October 14, 2022

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

by NorrisCode July 07, 2024