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Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
by bigsalv January 27, 2013
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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.
I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.
by jims gooning August 1, 2025
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Thunder Beach

An elegant upper-class town of Pimping & Swagger. Found in Ontario Canada.
These tricked out bitches are only usually up at their cottages during the summer, collecting pussy on the exquisite sands of the beach, but the cottager's happen to be huge dicks. The residential members of Thunder Beach however, chill there 24/7 all year round , and are usually the slickest most King mother fuckers you will ever see.. The richest members build multi-million dollar cottages just for fun, while the others who aren't fucking retarded cottagers, are out snappin' necks and cashin' cheques like a boss.
If you ever meet somebody from Thunder Beach they will probably kick your ass in anything you choose, and will most likely have bitches beneath their arms. If you are one of the lucky few to know somebody from Thunder Beach, bang them and you will become famous.
"Holy shit guy that chick is so hot" "She's got to be from Thunder Beach"

"Bro how does that guy have so many bitches?" "He's got that Thunder Beach Swag"
by reppinthebeach November 24, 2011
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thunder fuckling

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.
"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"
by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015
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Comes with the thunder

1)Ends with powerfull and tremendeous boom.

2)in reference to Cum.
Yo.. when i cum.. i comes with the THUNDER!!.
by Djave January 8, 2016
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Thunder Trumpet

Another name for a fatty boomba or also used to describe a large spliff
We named our puppy Thunder Trumpet cause he still has heaps of puppy fat!
by Annikins September 23, 2023
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Thunder-cunt

Someone who is such a raging cunt that just cunt can't define how much of an obnoxious ass hat they are
I hate Garry he's such a thunder-cunt
by Thunderballs69420 December 10, 2021
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