I just like the song

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.

Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....

by zoe b.goode February 23, 2011

It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021

i just think it's funny that...

you're dead if yo girl say dis

are you angry?
no i just think it's funny that...

by TheGrandMaster69420 August 31, 2019

Baby Chick That Just Hatched

A ditsy person.

He looked like a baby chick that just hatched.

by Baylien Culture December 27, 2021

I'm just happy to be here

The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:

Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)

Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.

Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

by maddogbill June 11, 2013

Just Fuckin Drive Grandma

Basically means, just do it. Just go. When someone is taking far too long and holding up your life for no known reason, you would say this to them. When sitting in the car, and waiting for another person who is not yet in the car and you just want to go.

Grandma would not get going so I said "Just Fuckin Drive Grandma."

by Toothless McGee December 7, 2018