by squirrelcooters July 23, 2018
The L theory, a theory that states that anyone with a name that starts with the letter L is a certified cutie.
by Lennitth September 14, 2021
by JakeS 69 September 15, 2021
When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024
A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
by KITTYCOWDY April 15, 2025
An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.
Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.
by Quan Master Quan July 13, 2021
The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.
Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.
by Welder69 December 21, 2023