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Night Freak

Is when a person is involuntarily accosted sexually, normally in the form of oral sex, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. Although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative sexual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) When an awake female performs oral sex, or fellatio, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) Any sexual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the sexual target is accosted. 3.) Having an orgasm during a 'night freak' session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. It is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.
After a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: "Whoa! I couldn't believe that such a church going girl like Linda would pull a 'night freak' on me like that!"

When a guy awakes during a 'night freak' and cums: "Oh, God! I just 'night freaked', baby!"

A gay encounter: "I thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when I did a 'night freak' on him! Whadda guy!!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 29, 2008
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stickerbook night

A night, usually Monday, where a bunch of 30 year olds pretend they are 11 and try to fill up their football sticker books. Also they bust out some old school things like 8bit nintendo, kool aid, and talk about being a kid.
Sorry Gertrude, we can't go out tonight. Its stickerbook night and I have an itch to play paperboy.
by balls526 January 18, 2011
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night ride

v. getting high (usually on weed) right before you go to bed
n. a bowl, joint, blunt, etc. prepared solely for the purpose of smoking before you go to sleep
"Where's Johnny?" "Oh, he took a night ride and passed out."
"I'm gonna pack a little night ride before I go to bed, peace"
"yo let's smoke that joint" "nah, man, this my night ride for later"
by yung nutskratch April 10, 2016
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Night Rider

A female you allow over your house only at night, for sexually purposes only. You are never seen with this person during the day but at night she rides the hell out of your dick.
"Yeah, Wendy thats my night rider."
by Sunstarz0212 March 4, 2009
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white night

Oh shit, I had a white night! What am I gonna tell my parents!?
by vitamin j 414 September 13, 2007
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White Nights

White Nights is just a term for Diurnal which is the opposite of Nocturnal!
I slept all day yesterday, it was one of those White Nights.
by jahe June 8, 2018
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night and day

a phrase use to denote different or far from. 'Day and night' conveys a similar meaning.
1. She is a bluestocking and night and day (=different) from her contemporaries.
2. What she has achieved so far in her studies is night and day from (=far from) satisfactory.
by uttam maharjan November 23, 2011
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