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Hipster

One who carries their camera in a wooden crate, coz camera bags are way too mainstream.

Will never admit to being hipster.
Zach is wearing a plaid shirt. Such hipster
by swagow May 7, 2014
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Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
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Hipster

People who apparently don't know that google exists.
Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."

Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
by deathsbinky December 1, 2014
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Hipster

A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily
Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"
by b3thamph3tamine3 December 2, 2015
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Hipster Swastika

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.

Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.
I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.
by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024
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Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP
You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.
by Flucka September 3, 2012
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Hipster

When you dont want to admit you have shitty taste so you pretend like its a "niche" market.
My anime music is too hipster for you
by Unobserved Silence November 20, 2019
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