A 14 day long holiday,ending on the birthday of mosses. Two menorahs are lit for the 14 days and everyone in the family even deceased are brought to sing funeral songs around the Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day Venus fly trap. The special food is Black bread, Ginger breads cousin with a soul. Made out of potatoes and you ex girlfriends cum.
Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day is awesome
by greatest day evar January 03, 2013
Zach: Yo, Jill. Wanna come to Twerky Day at my house before you head out of town?
Jill: Hell no, twerking is dead.
Jill: Hell no, twerking is dead.
by Xavier Sebastian Villa II September 12, 2013
An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia
1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...
by ankle March 29, 2006
october 21 is marco day… just always make sure “that’s it!”-MC
call a marco today tell him his hair looks great ask about emily and that’s it!
call a marco today tell him his hair looks great ask about emily and that’s it!
things to say to marco on marco day!
“wow look at his hair, that’s it!”
“marco must curl his hair bc that rly is it!”
“aw look at marco and emily that is it!”
“wow look at his hair, that’s it!”
“marco must curl his hair bc that rly is it!”
“aw look at marco and emily that is it!”
by haircare March 09, 2022
Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.
by TheS0mniac April 20, 2021
On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
by Corpserooter July 07, 2018
held on december 30th, purple day is celebrated to honour those you will love and trust for a long time 💜
by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018