african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid

Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.

Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth

by Jacob coco November 2, 2017

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Crabbing

Similar to ‘pulling a pig’ but rather than seeking out the ugliest person, some out Crabbing will be looking to pull the most un-kept, sluttiest person (I.e. the one most likely to have pubic lice)

I’m bored of pull a pig... let’s go crabbing tonight instead!

by Beaniebea December 1, 2017

crab

a laundry basket

Guy1: Where is my crab?
Guy2: Oh here. *passes laundry basket*

by worm:D June 1, 2021