Cat Woman

Similar to “The Superman” The Cat Woman is the act of ejaculating on ones face while they’re sleeping and sticking a Hello Kitty pillow to their face so it’s stuck to their face like a sticker in the morning.

Me: My ol lady fell asleep early last night so she got a “Cat Woman”
Friend: bro really???

by Cat woman24333 December 7, 2019

Cat Funt

A term used to describe a tubby person.

"I hope cat funt is going to the wreck today."
"That boy Martin is a cat funt"

by Martinlovesfood December 14, 2019

Cat Skinner

The title given to a builder of logging roads that operates of any size bulldozer. Primarily running caterpillar machinery, the skills obtained by the individual have such finesse, the road surface is as smooth as a freshly shaved high end escort.

Skinning real cats with the dozer is on another plain.

See that old crusty bastard on the D8? That old timer is a real example of how you should build a road. A true cat skinner

by Sapper Dan August 12, 2019

Public Cat

A cat that doesn't belong to any owner and travels the world. Often mistakenly referred to as a wildcat.

When my cat doesn't want to live with me anymore the cat leaves me and becomes a public cat.

by Haubentaucher August 26, 2019

Flying Cat

Flying Cat, also referred to as squitten, is a rare species only made in Canada. These creatures are the meme generators!

Steve: Hey look, a flying cat!
Joe: oh yeah, one of those has told me a meme before.

by Albruins September 18, 2019

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019